Thursday, February 23, 2012

Fantasy Defense

Fantasy Defense, aka Fantasy Defenders, is a tower defense styled game pitting your forces against waves of enemy monsters. It has an old style look to it similar to early Zelda games mixed with anime-style stills of the player's heroes and units. There is a freemium edition for the iPad, and it appears to be available for other mobile devices.

The goal in Fantasy Defense is to protect your gate from the enemy gate(s). A road leads to your gate, and may have intersections or multiple paths. So far I have seen no more than two enemy gates, though the preview images of locked stages are hard to interpret. You buy units with gold and heroes with mana, both of which are gained from slain enemies. There are also items on the board that will give you gold or mana. Thus far none provide both.

These are the bosses, btw.
You have three basic types of units; warriors, archers, and wizards. Each type can be upgraded to superior units. The warrior can become a knight, then a warlord. The archer can become a "splatter" and then a "sky arrow." Wizards can become sorceresses and then "blasters." Each unit type also has specialty units; warrior/brandisher, archer/holy eye, wizard/ice mage. These specialty units have special attack results and the starting cost is roughly twice that of a standard unit. Units can also be upgraded in level... there is quite a lot of combinations, and since different enemies are susceptible to different attack forms, you have to decide what units to use when, and how many.



It is a fun game, and highly addictive. I play it far too much, and a big part of why the posting has been so thin of late (that and that I hate my computer but cannot blog on the iPad). So, look for it on your device of choice. Give it a whirl.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Quick Shout-Out for @NetworkAwesome

Just giving a little shout-out to Network Awesome which is doing a relaunch today. Here is the press release they sent out:



Today we’re proud to re-launch Network Awesome. Never before has TV been more integrated with our social networks, our on-demand time needs, and our sub-cultural inclinations. The redesign of Network Awesome was created to meet those needs and help jaded TV viewers reconnect with the experience they are missing. 

In an age where TV has less and less relevance, Network Awesome is a new kind of TV Network for a new era of TV viewing.  Network Awesome is a place for learning, entertainment, discovery, and most of all, fun.

The redesign of Network Awesome helps guide the viewer through our archive of over 3,500+ movies, documentaries, interviews, and videos.  Our 25 Video Curators recommend content based on similarities while our archive is easy to search but also encourages viewers to stumble upon the unknown.

Network Awesome curates the vast resources of YouTube and presents it to you linearly just like TV. Launched last year by a Laptop Rocker and a Neuroscientist, the site is run by 136 volunteers, has more than 1,200,000 videos watched, with the average time on site for returning viewers hovering around 24 minutes!

What’s new in Network Awesome
  • Redesigned Archive
  • All of our 3,500 shows are both easier to find and collected with similar shows
  • Search by category, subject, year, or anything else
  • 6 Categories: Movies, Doc, Live Music Show, Art, Trailer Trash, and Collections (of videos by theme)
  • Curated special events have pages in the archive for repeat viewing
  • Explore archive by theme (ie: meta tags)
  • 28 new Series pages for collected episodes and information
  • Content is recommended across the site
  • Network Awesome Magazine articles bundled with related video
  • Entire site rebuilt with HTML 5
  • New tools to view and share video
  • New comment section on all pages

Some stats:
  • launched Jan 1, 2011
  • 1,120,000 videos watched
  • 803,000 Page Views
  • 433,000 Visitors
  • Average Time on Site for returning viewers: 18:37
  • Highest Average Time on Site for returning viewers: 26:31
  • 31.33% of Visitors have returned to the site more than 50 times
  • Network Awesome Magazine published 360 feature-length articles

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Herbert West: Reanimator (H.P. Lovecraft, 1922)

To be honest, this story requires little discussion aside from the fact that it is such an odd Lovecraft story. Fans of HPL will typically know him as a writer of either supernatural horror, or alien horror. Herbert West: Reanimator is a purely science thriller/horror story which was apparently first published in a humor magazine. It is quite funny at times while still maintaining the ghastliness we attribute to HPL's typical fiction. Author Jonathan L. Howard (of Johannes Cabal fame) mentioned on Twitter, "they're terrific little stories, aren't they? The only really 'populist' horror Lovecraft wrote, full of energy."

Another odd thing about this story is that it is typically shunned by both Lovecraft and many Lovecraft enthusiasts. Its lack of "mythos" ties may be a contributing factor as well as the more straightforwardness of the tale. The humor is veiled, yet present, and mostly pokes fun at West as a mad scientist trope. He is even more-so today, 90 years after the story's original publication. Horror enthusiasts will see all the twists coming, but Lovecraft is still able to make the reveal more artfully than many of his imitators.

One thing I will warn you about is the quite blatant racism in at least one section of the story. Reanimator director Stuart Gordon mentioned in an interview on the H.P. Lovecraft Literary Podcast that this was the one part of the story he deliberately avoided. This is always a problem with older pulp literature, and Lovecraft is rather infamous for his attitudes towards non-Anglo-Saxons. Jim Thompson, Dennis Wheatley and Sax Rohmer are similarly difficult, but here Lovecraft is particularly harsh in one section.

If you have not read the story, it is available online from hplovecraft.com, or in Mobi/PRC format from my web page. I do not enjoy reading without pages (even if they are virtual) so used the text from hplovecraft.com to create an ebook. My Lovecraft ebooks page here. I will be converting more as time goes on. Currently this and The Shadow Over Innsmouth are there.

The cover image I used is a painting by Javier Garcia UreƱa, to which I added title text.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Restorarion Cults

"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'"  ̶̶ Isaac Asimov


I was listening to a short discussion about restoration cults this morning in regard to the Esoteric Order of Dagon in HP Lovecraft's "Shadow Over Innsmouth" on hppodcast.com. In it, professor Robert M. Price (Professor of Theology and Scriptural Studies, Colemon Theological Seminary) was discussing how ancient cults who were overtaken by foreign cults generally took two paths. One is conformity to the new cult (they beat us, therefore their cult is stronger than ours). The second involves those who want to restore the old cult, often creating a cult that is not that similar to the old, and often assimilates the foreign cult's practices. This made me think of the changes in the religious right that has been going for some time in the United States, with a major shift during the Reagan era. Being a non-religious type, I refer to Christianity as a cult. If this offends your particularly sensibilities, please note that I do not judge directly on religious beliefs but on the actions said beliefs lead one too, and that a cult is merely a religion in my book, regardless of size.

The notion that the religious right is a restoration cult is partly true, but partly fabricated by its members. Since the 1980s in the United States there has been a sense among some Christians that they are the victims of persecution. The secular world is encroaching too greatly on their beliefs. The removal of prayer in schools and the completely fabricated "War on Christmas" gives them a position to propagate this belief. You only have to look briefly at the current Republican hopefuls and their noisiest followers to see that a strain of modern Christians are making a sort of "Neo Protestantism" whose enemy is not the papacy, but rather the government and secular entities that offend their beliefs. Same-sex marriage and abortion are high on their list of offenses allowed by both enemy camps, followed by global warming and their false concept of Evolution.

Early in my life, the issue of prayer in school was the most stark line between us and them (or myself and them if you prefer). Many of my high school friends began going over to rather shabbily organized youth churches and tried creating prayer groups at the school. Despite the back-woods hillbilly mentality of its central Tennessee locale, the school disallowed the groups, fueling the fire of their fictitious persecution. It was their way of being rebels, I suppose, much as many of the earliest Christians were young girls interested in pissing off their families, these Neo Protestants got to be considered outsiders, rebels, and rule breakers. The problem is, these people are now in their forties and many maintain this stance.

Back to the restoration cult idea, all you have to do is look at your more fringe churches to see how they are assimilating secular practices to influence those less prone to be adherents. A rather large, reportedly odd, church near us (they call themselves a "temple") has skateboarding ramps they bring out weekly, and if you tune to your "we play all the hits from the 80s, 90s and today" station on a Sunday morning you are very likely to hear religious music that you really have to listen to for a bit to figure out that it is indeed religious. To them the secular world is the invading cult, and the more of it they can assimilate to get you interested (particularly if you are young and impressionable) the better their chance of keeping you. When summer rolls around again look at the signs for vacation bible school. They will (at least in the South) be themed. Sometimes it involves a current trend in popular culture, but will often go back to tried-and-true kid pleasers like dinosaurs. These are of course ways to get kids to want to go to these summer programs by offering up an entirely non-religious carrot. The more sinister of these in my mind are themed towards archaeology, certainly perverted to discredit Natural Selection and promote the idea that man and dinosaurs co-existed, or the less common teaching that the deity planted dinosaur bones to test our faith.

Again, despite my Atheism, I do not care what you believe. I never discount a person strictly because of their particular brand of faith, just as being a fellow Atheist does not get you a free pass with me. I am one who worries about anyone whose goal is gathering power and influence. You have to try to divine their motives. Is Rick Santorum really as committed to his beliefs as he says, or is he pandering to the throngs that have been taught to feel persecuted? If he is truly firm in his beliefs, what does that say about this restoration cult if it is as bigoted and narrow minded as he leads us to believe. He is not alone by any means, I just pick on him here because he is the most unapologetically bigoted. Just be careful, religious people. Religion is just like advertising. People will twist it to get you to buy things you don't need, and may soon discover you don't want.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Nerd Girl of Note #142: Salma Hayek

Once again I am embarrassed by how little mention another of my favorites has gotten on this blog. Hayek is one of my favorite actresses whom I first discovered in From Dusk 'til Dawn as the alluring vampire queen, Satanico Pandemonium. Aside from that she has been a regular in the Robert Rodriguez "El Mariachi" films starting with the second film, Desperado. She had done other work in the US and Mexico prior to this, and since has appeared in Kevin Smith's Dogma, 54, Wild Wild West, Frida, Spy Kids 3-D, the more-awesome-than-given-credit ¡Bandidas!, and will do voice work as "Cutlas Liz" in the upcoming animated version of Pirates! A Band of Misfits based on the books by Gideon Defoe. Hayek also was executive producer and occasional star of Ugly Betty, the US version of Yo soy Betty, la fea and producer of the biopic Frida.

One thing I love about Hayek is that she is not just "tits on a stick" as is common among many of the world's extremely hot people. She is rather opinionated and not afraid to take a stand on things. She garnered a lot of unnecessary hostility for breastfeeding a child in Sierra Leon in 2009. The negative reaction typifies a lot of US hypocrisy when it comes to the poor of the world. On other fronts she particularly brought Ugly Betty and Frida to screens in the US, partly I am sure because they would be well received, but also as a way of legitimizing Latino characters and historical figures to gringo audiences, not to mention the chance to provide the US's growing Latino population entertainment they could identify with. She had also partnered with MGM to create Ventanazul Productions which she was to head. Unfortunately I cannot find much current information, but at the time the goal was to create television and films for the Latino audience and feature Latino talent.

"Society thinks if you don't have children, you've failed as a woman, even if you are CEO of a company. You've got to be beautiful, smart, skinny, tall, rich, successful at your job, married to the right guy—and have genius children. And by the way, you also have to be a nun!" — from Marie Claire 2007

So, this post is going to be pretty picture heavy, but I dare say I lack the communicative skill to accurately describe the awesomeness Ms Hayek brings.

As "Satanico Pandemonium" in From Dusk 'til Dawn


Satanico again.



As Frida Kahlo



"Cutlas Liz" poster for The Pirates! A Band of Misfits

With Antonio Banderas. Likely a publicity still for one of the "El Mariachi" films.

Sensing a theme here yet?

Campari ad campaign still.



From a Campari commercial.

"Serendipity" from Dogma



Not afraid to get them out when it will put eyes on televisions. How many people wanted to watch Ugly Betty for the first time after hearing about this episode?

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Premature Book Review: The New Death and Others (James Hutchings, 2011)

Short fiction can be a hard sell at times. Sometimes you get a lot of the same, or you do not quite know what you are getting into. James Hutchings was good enough to send me a copy of his ebook, The New Death and Others. which currently goes for 99¢ at Amazon and Smashwords (links below), with an Amazon listing of 119 pages were it in print form. On Goodreads I noticed many readers of this title were fellow bloggers reading it on a review basis, which I think is a wise strategy. The relatively low cost to my readers might spawn more sales than if my readers needed to discover it on their own.

In all, the book is quite enjoyable. Stories just long enough to convey the mood or idea without getting too wrapped up. I am not a great fiction writer but have always believed that brevity is the better part of valour. Most of the stories are of a supernatural bent and quite interesting. There are some plays on Lovecraft and Poe among others like "The Scholar and the Moon," as well as the "what's hot now" in horror such as "The End," modern fairy tales like "How the Ilse of Cats Got Its Name" and a rather Gogol/Kafka-esque tale "The Enemy Within."

Well worth your 99¢ if you are an avid reader, particularly of the darker shades. If you don't have a Kindle or other ebook, worry not. Kindle software is available for almost everything these days, and there are numerous non-Amazon MOBI readers out there for PCs.

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Lost Girl (M.A. Lovretta, 2010) #LostGirl

I am not a big television watcher. The wife has lots of shows she enjoys, so generally has control of the remote. When something comes along that we both like, well, it must be watched. Lost Girl is such a show.

In Canada Lost Girl is on its second season, but just started four weeks ago on the Sci-Fi Channel (yes, I still refuse to use their new name). It is the story of Bo (Anna Silk, Ghost Whisperer, Mutant X), a succubus who did not know she was a fey (succubi are fey here rather than demons). She runs afoul of the two major fey factions and is told to choose a side. Instead she decides to go it alone, but still needs guidance. Her main source is a werewolf named Dyson (Kris Holden-Ried, Degrassi: The Next Generation, Underworld: Awakening, The Tudors), who looks like a skinny hipster but when he appeared shirtless I heard a definite squeal from the other side of the couch. She is also partnered with a human, Kenzi (Ksenia Solo, Black Swan, Locke & Key) who decides they need to do what anyone with special powers does: help people. For a fee, of course.

The good guy portion of the cast.
Deep down the show is very much like Charmed or Ghost Whisperer, and I don't mean that in a bad way. There is some excitement, some hotness, ghosts and monsters... a winning formula in my book. The first two episodes were a bit flat for me, but they were largely exposition. Who are these people, what is going on? Episode 3, "Oh Kappa, My Kappa" gets more to the point. A girl from college goes missing. Her mother hires Bo and Kenzi to investigate. Bo poses as a security guard, and Kenzi as a sorority pledge. Hillarity and danger ensue.

Dyson recharging Bo's batteries. Yes, that is really what is going on.
There is plenty of hotness for everyone's taste. As a succubus, Bo has the ability to charm people to get what she wants. That charm power usually manifests as sexual desire, and she does not sexually discriminate in its use.

Zoie Palmer (Lauren), Anna Silk (Bo), and Kris Holden-Ried (Dyson)
Personally, I think it is a fun show. Sexy and exciting. Ksenia Solo is a blast, providing the bulk of the humor, and Anna Silk is sexy but also looks like a bad ass. The show is cheesy at times to be sure, but at least it ain't reality tv.