I can't remember how long it's been since I heard this, unless you count when I heard it tonight.
Q. Why do farts smell?
A. So blind people can enjoy them too!
Oh, I wish I were five years-old again.
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Q. What is Green and Smelly?
A. The Hulk's farts.
My son wanted to make sure you hadn't forgotten that one as well.
Teaching allowed me to hear them all - knock knock jokes, elephant jokes but my favorite one was...
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?"
"Because it was dead."
I was just reading the fart joke. Shouldn't it be "so deaf people can enjoy them too?" Blind people already get all the auditory/olfactory excitement:-)
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