Friday, March 6, 2009

A joke from 1st grade!

I can't remember how long it's been since I heard this, unless you count when I heard it tonight.

Q. Why do farts smell?

A. So blind people can enjoy them too!

Oh, I wish I were five years-old again.


iasa said...

Q. What is Green and Smelly?

A. The Hulk's farts.

My son wanted to make sure you hadn't forgotten that one as well.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Teaching allowed me to hear them all - knock knock jokes, elephant jokes but my favorite one was...

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?"

"Because it was dead."

Darius Whiteplume said...

I was just reading the fart joke. Shouldn't it be "so deaf people can enjoy them too?" Blind people already get all the auditory/olfactory excitement:-)

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