Friday, August 28, 2009

Shit Talkin' Tough Guys: Dolly Parton Edition

From Nine to Five:

"So, you've been tellin' everybody I've been sleepin' with ya, huh? Well that explains it! That's why these people treat me like some dime-store floozy. They think I'm screwin' the boss! Oooh, and you just love it, don't you? It gives you some sort of cheap thrill like knockin' over pencils and pickin' up papers! Get your scummy hands offa me! Look I've been straight with you since the first day I got here, and I've put up with all of your pinchin' and starin' and chasin' me around the desk because I need this job. But this is the last straw! Look, I've got a gun out there in my purse. Up until now I've been forgivin' and forgettin' because of the way I was brought up, but I'll tell you one thing. If you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot! And don't think I can't do it."

4 comments:

K and S said...

I love Dolly Parton. I wish she was in more movies.

Darius Whiteplume said...

I would like to see more of her. I love the Venture Bros. episode where Dr. Venture was going to watch BLWHiT - "solo a mano" :-)

Mickey Glitter said...

I love "Nine to Five," though the spots that ran recently on LA radio for the musical had me wanting to find a sledgehammer to first destroy the radio and then to destroy my head so I wouldn't hear it. =)

Darius Whiteplume said...

Yeah, what is going on with the "everything can be a musical" stuff the yuppies are doing?

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