Thursday, January 21, 2010

Muscle March for Wii Ware

So, we have a Wii now. I am looking through the download games, and I see something that looks to be a gay porn game, but I was wrong. It is so frickin' weird, but so fun. It is Muscle March from Bandai.


"WTF is it?" you ask. I'll tell you.


Remember in all the Looney Tunes cartoons when a character would smash through a wall, and his/her silhouette would be the resulting hole? That is it. You play a body builder, and your gym's protein powder has been stolen. You and three others chase the thief. He will smash through walls doing one of four poses. You recreate the pose to fit through the hole. Eventually all your friends fall out, and you are left to chase alone (one player mode). After you go at it for a while, you must run to tackle the thief. Tackle him and you finish the stage, fail to and you must chase some more


Yes, it is stupid, but it is fun and will wear you out (granted, I had a few beers in me, and am a fat slob). If you have a Wii, it is worth the 500pt purchase.

See more from Bandai here.

2 comments:

Bubbashelby said...

I think the only thing funnier than watching that game trailer would be watching someone play that game.

Darius Whiteplume said...

I do feel silly playing it. The running part probably looks way retarded. :-D

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