Friday, April 30, 2010

Nerd Girl of Note #59

If you don't love girls who play D&D, then I think you are in the wrong place. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Satine Phoenix of I Hit it with My Axe fame. Just for kicks, here is her Twitter Bio:

Currently an Illustrator & Gamer, Former Porn Star, Fetish Model ... a do'er of things for other people's entertainment.

If you have not seen I Hit it with My Axe yet, it is worth checking out. It is a short web series on Escapist, and features players from Zak Smith's Playing D&D with Porn Stars blog. The first episode features D&D noob and previous NGoN Sasha Grey, who seems to take to the game like a fish to water.

Now, I won't lie and say I did not pick Ms Phoenix because when I Tweeted her that I liked the show she responded quickly. That was definitely a plus (take that, Kat Dennings). But also that she's been a player since age fifteen, according to her intro on the show.

Now, at this point, I don't have much else to say, except that on her blog she displays the present she got her boyfriend. 'Nuff said, I think:


And one more, just for fun:

Thursday, April 29, 2010

300? This is not Sparta!

Well, I did not realize that you can only follow 300 blogs on Blogger. Weird, huh? I had hit 300, and wanted to add, so I had to unfollow a few. I tried hitting those that are out of production, but if I unfollowed one of you guys by mistake, let me know.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Vicky Vette vs RapidShare

Vicky Vette is an adult star who runs her own website. Yesterday she posted the following on her blog, and I am re-posting here for those of you who may be offended by adult content. I think it is an important, though difficult issue.

Many of the points I would make are also made below, but I will add that while this addresses artist rights, be they adult stars, musicians, or even the gaming industry, I think it is also an equality issue. Women and their sexuality have always been under the thumb of men, and that has changed very little. The skin trade in general is run by men, and a handful of women have tried to buck this system by going out on their own. The internet had made this easy, and difficult, in various ways.

The big problem is that women in any sex industry are looked down upon more than their male counterparts by the general public. There are too many reasons to go in depth here, but traditionally women must work for men, despite being the sole owners of the product they sell. If a woman works for Hustler, she gets paid a fraction of what her product earns. Strippers must pay the club they work at, often paying the club, the DJ, and the bouncers for the privilege of working there. Prostitutes pay their pimps, ostensibly for protection from clients, though that protection is really from the pimp himself. If a woman is producing something of interest to you, why should a man reap the rewards?

As for the piracy... As a tech, I think this is going to be a really difficult issue. There is going to be file-sharing as long as there is an internet. There are too many ways to get around DRM and other copyright protection. Legal action only opens the playing field. Once Napster was broken up a flood of others came, BitTorrent taking the brunt of the next wave of attacks. RapidShare will likely be next, but where then? Blogger or Tumblr? These are in many ways file-sharing sites. I could post a video here if I want, and you could download it. That is file-sharing as well. It is a difficult question because once you put something on the web, it is on the web. I can't put a newspaper on your porch and then expect you to pay for it, but if you pay for the newspaper you are also not expected to copy it and share with your friends. Legality is going to have to be a side issue, I believe. Sites that host file shares cannot be expected to take responsibility; they know what they are doing. Legal issues are expensive and time consuming, and many artists, particularly independent artists, are not always fiscally equipped to start the process. The responsibility lies with users. If you are a fan of an artist, especially an independent artist, give them some support.

Okey, this is getting really long, so here in gold is Vicky's original post.

I am taking out my baton and gonna start using it. This blog is lengthy but bear with me… blondes putting sentences together allegedly are a rarity.

I am not often upset. I like to enjoy life, make a few bucks doing what I do, and share it with people. I run my own site. The way I stay in business is pretty simple. I film myself in various states of undress having sex and sell website memberships to people that want to see my movies and me live. Luckily, things have been going great and I have never had so many folks willing to spend about $25 a month to get all my stuff and me providing live entertainment. I think $25 a month is pretty reasonable – less than a Family Fitness gym membership, about the cost of two tickets to a bad Hollywood movie, or the cost of some big macs for a family of four at McDonalds (with fries and diet cokes all around).

Pretty simple business plan, film sex and sell it, a plan that is being threatened by file sharing – the practice of uploading movies for downloading by others free. Now perhaps I should be flattered that stuff I sell is being ’shared’ but I have recently started a full frontal campaign against one of these file sharing mongers – Rapidshare. For those of you not familiar with Rapidshare you can download whatever you want for free – supposedly from users just like you who have uploaded their movies to share. Why am I upset with Rapidshare and others like them? Rapidshare are thieves. They make money by selling memberships, advertising and other scams. Yes… when something is up on their server you can in theory download it for free, but they do cute things like ‘for $9.95 you can get this file quicker and easier’. There are also all kinds of links to Adultfriendfinder where you can supposedly date ME if you have a membership. Do I get a piece of the action if they sell memberships, advertising or otherwise when a user is so inclined to spend a few bucks? Not a penny. Do they seem to care if someone puts up my movies for sharing by millions of people free? Apparently not. Rapidshare is doing to movies what Napster did to music… destroying the industries it is cheating.

You would think that it would be easy to get Rapidshare NOT to put up my adult videos and share them with the world if I asked them right? NOT so. One of my more popular website flicks is Lavatory Occupied – a series of videos shot in zany lavatories all over the world (including on a 747). Not exactly high art but I own them and Rapidshare cannot legally host or give it away. I wrote to them after I found Lavatory Occupied and other links and they immediately took down/disabled the links. Problem solved right? Errr no. A couple days later more links reappeared. So I wrote again and threatened them. Problem solved right? Errr, no. The links were taken down but a couple of days later more videos were put up in their place. I just got done writing them yet again today. A revolving door of stolen movies.

Rapidshare and other file sharing places are huge issues to the adult world. I don’t have the space in this blog to write why BUT in layman’s terms…. if you created the Mona Lisa, you would not want the entire world saying ‘Gee that is hot, I want to use it for free and not give you anything in return’. Even the Louvre charges admission to see the Mona Lisa.

I am writing this blog to do my small part in the way of a public service announcement. If you are using the services of Rapidshare or others like it, remember that the performers are getting ZERO. If you became a member at Rapidshare so that you could get a quick download, remember that no one is making a dime but the scumbags running these services. If you sign up to a dating site because you are surfing rapidshare, were turned on by the porn you see, and feel like hooking up on one of the dating sites advertised remember most of the profiles you are salivating over were simply made up by a bunch of guys thinking of ways to get you to spend your money. No, the big breasted blonde named ‘Inga’ does not live down the street from you.

You would think a massive country like the good old United States of America would do something legally to protect ALL copyright owners. After all Rapishare and companies like them steal not only porn but also from major hollywood movies etc. Now I would love to think that Eric Holder from the Department of Justice was thinking about porn when he made an announcement on February 10, 2010 that a ‘task force’ was being set up to confront intellectual property crimes but I kind of doubt it. GET THAT LINK HERE. I also think it is an empty promise. I am however happy to see that the police on February 12 in Poland of all places arrested 3 people running a File Sharing Forum for Rapidshare Uploads. GET THAT LINK HERE . The masterminds behind this Forum with 30,000… yes 30,000 users? Aged 21, 16 and 15 with 6 computers between them. The people who responded to this ‘news’ (which did not exactly make CNN) made comments showing the mindset of our society…

“It wont be long until our Generation of File Sharers rise to power and become politicians , Police, Lawyers and judges themselves and will make sure file sharers are not treated like real criminals”

“Jesus… just go after those who commit REAL crimes like killing and raping.”

You do the math on 30,000 users sharing stuff illegally and that is the tip of the iceberg. Unless people start realizing that the culture of ‘why pay for it because it is free’ is flat out wrong, not much is going to change. Have you wondered why there are fewer and fewer bonafide recording stars? The music industry has been crippled by people sharing new tunes.

I kind of expect some harsh responses to this blog. Vicky… you are a pornstar, don’t sweat the small stuff, you have to be rich! Vicky.. think of it as free advertising for your site! Vicky… I put stuff up myself (I own it and I want to share it!). Vicky who cares… it is only porn?! Vicky.. move to Poland if you are so concerned! In case you have not noticed, adult companies and performers are hurting. Your DVD’s? Less common. Like any movie, producing ‘art’… in this case people having sex on camera.. costs money. Costs include the ‘actors’, a camera dude or two, a photographer etc. When a company puts out ‘Vicky Vette Has Sex With a Me and All my Myspace Friends 83' and rather than BUY it, you run to Rapidshare and get it because someone uploaded it and Rapidshare allows it…. who wins? Rapidshare. The folks making the adult stuff you want to ‘enjoy’ are not making enough for their own mansions anymore and going out of business. If you steal Part 83 there is no reason to make Part 84 of ‘Vicky Vette Has Sex with Me and all my Myspace Friends’.

Should we care about the porn producers who make adult movies? Just a bunch of scumbags right? That is sure the perception, but think about the performers too – whose numbers are dwindling. Have you guys wondered where the next Jenna Jameson is? It has been a while since someone like that has appeared in adult for a reason. It is becoming increasingly difficult for adult stars to make money to do such a profession. Why bare all for the camera if the results are stolen? The Jenna Jameson’s of the world are staying in school, staying as strippers and doing anything BUT getting into adult. A good thing? Maybe, but if you are a fan of hot girls in adult… not. Companies don’t have the money to promote ’stars’ anymore and there is no point becoming an adult star if you still are living in a one bedroom apartment in Reseda wondering when you are going to become famous like Jenna. To be blunt, if you can make more money dancing at the ‘Foxy Lady’ than appearing in a skin flick… why bare all for a dwindling chance at fame?

Why bother with this blog? I am doing my small part. Educating my small slice of the world that you should think twice about using Rapidshare and companies like it. If something is FREE…. someone is getting ripped off. If you are uploading your movies to Rapidshare and places like it…… you are helping Rapidshare make money and the owners who run it.

I am going to keep sending my letters to Rapidshare and keep fighting the fight. Will it help? Probably not… I fear that the biggest culprit in all of this are likely adult movie companies themselves who are likely behind lots of these places. It seems our own community is giving away free stolen content to make money from advertisers/dating sites etc. It would not surprise me that some adult movie producers are deliberately putting up free stuff so that other adult movie producers go out of business – dog eat dog.

Do me a favor… if you see my stolen content such as Lavatory Occupied or Vickyathome material on the net anywhere other than at my website email me the links to vicky@vickyathome.com. I am going after Rapidshare and the torrent sites and you would be chipping in with my efforts.

Beam me up Scotty… the people down here give away my movies! Can you send me to Poland though to thank the police?

Monday, April 26, 2010

Fan-Boy Icon #11

Viggo Mortensen is probably best know for playing Strider in The Lord of the Rings trilogy. That's a big deal, right? I mean, Strider is the whole reason there is a Ranger class in D&D. I thought I'd talk about a different film though, one I hope you have seen, or will after reading this.

Eastern Promises (David Cronenberg, 2007) is a story of the Russian Mob in London. Viggo plays Nikolai, a low level gangster with a strong resumé who has befriended the mob boss' son, Kirill. Naomi Watts plays Anna, a midwife who delivers the baby of a dying young Russian girl. She found the girl's diary but cannot read it, as it is in Russian. This leads to her and her family getting involved with the gangsters as she tries to find a home for the child.

Currently, this is one of my favorite films. It leaves a lot of questions unanswered, which for me is good. Nice little packages are not as much fun, nor nearly as interesting. This was a very well done picture in my opinion, and has a lot of classic mystery styling.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Squirtle! I choose you!



I made this for my Tumblr, and it is fairly popular, so I thought I'd post here.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Nerd Girl of Note #58

So, we have our latest companion, and she is another ginger. Karen Gillan has a bit of a listing at the IMDb, most interesting looking (to me) besides Doctor Who is The Well. This looks like an interesting horror show, though I have a feeling it is for the 'tween set.

As for the companion role, so far I like her, as well as Smith. She's funny and has a take-no-shit attitude towards The Doctor. Since he lets her down right off the bat, it will likely not be the immediate falling in love thing companions have done of late. I won't go on, for those of you with "The 11th Hour" sitting unwatched in your DVR.

Monday, April 19, 2010

TV Fandom meme

It has been a while since I did a meme. Got this from Samurai Frog.

Pick five of your favorite shows, in no particular order, before you read the below questions, then answer them!
  1. Wonderfalls
  2. The Big Bang Theory
  3. Star Trek
  4. The Venture Brothers
  5. Bones
01. Who's your favorite character in 2?

Leonard

02. Who's your least favorite character in 1?

Jaye Tyler. A-duh! I can't read. I love Jaye. I'm iffy on Eric sometimes. I like all the characters. Even mouth-breather.

03. What's your favorite episode of 4?

Hmm... Probably the yard sale episode. I forget the title.

04. What's your favorite season of 5?

Not sure. I just started watching it recently, and have not figured all that out yet.

05. Who is your favorite ship in 3?

I'm too old to understand what that means, so I'll say... The Enterprise ;-)

06. Who is your anti-ship in 2?

Hmm... Still too old.

07. How long have you watched 1?

I first saw it on Logo a few years back. There was only one season, but I can watch it on a loop. I loaned it too my parents and did not see it for a while, so I bought another DVD. I am sick for Wonderfalls.

08. How did you become interested in 3?

My wife liked it and got me started on ST:VOY, which I still like. I was more into the Star Trek films than the show, but now I love both.

09. Who's your favorite actor/actress in 4?

Whomever does Doctor Orpheus' voice.

10. Which do you prefer: Show 1, 2 or 5?

No contest. 1.

11. Which show have you seen more episodes of, 1 or 3?

Since there were only 12 episodes of 1, it has to be 3.

12. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

Doctor Orpheus

13. How would you kill off your favorite character in 1?

Heidi-Ho and Gretchen Speck would probably off her. This would reinforce Jaye's views of the world, I think.

14. Give a random quote from 1.

"Why do you have an ass if you don't answer it?"

15. Which character from 5 would be a good guest star on 2?

Bones... Yeah. Boothe would cause too much trouble. Or would he...?

16. Would a 3/4 crossover work?

Star Trek Ventures Brothers? Hells Yeah!

17. Pair 2 characters in 1 that would make an unlikely but strangely okay couple.

They already did that. Mahandra and Aaron.

18. Has 5 inspired you in any way?

It made me like Emily better than Zooey. Does that count?

19. Overall, which show has a better cast, 2 or 4?

2

20. Which has better theme music, 3 or 5?

3

Fan-Boy Icon #10

I hate to jump on the bandwagon that may or may not be rolling around, but I must say I really enjoyed Matt Smith as the 11th Doctor. No, he's not David Tennant. No, he's not incredibly attractive. No, he does not have any eyebrows. Those things aside, I am finally looking forward to Doctor Who in a way I have not since Donna Noble was on (I know, that wasn't long ago, but it was the last time I cared if it was on).

Now, I was looking over Herr Smith's resumé at the IMDb, and did not recognize any of his work, likely because it is British television we have not gotten in the States, so there is not much we call talk about yet. However, playing The Doctor even once will land you lifetime fan-boy cred, at least in Who positive circles.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Speaking of motorcycle dangers...

I am having the weirdest day. I am not free to talk about it all. It is not bad, just weird. I'll explain.

Ever have a day that just starts out wrong? This morning I made a tiny mistake. I have two real motorcycle jackets. One is a gray and black all-weather jacket. It is sturdy and utilitarian. It was, in fact, the jacket I was wearing at the time of my accident, and only shows some slight road rash. My other jacket is a summer affair. It is a racing-styled, yellow Icon mesh jacket. The only thing it keeps out is the road. I wanted to wear that one today. I shortly learned it was a bad choice.

It is warm enough standing still in North Carolina today, but reaching speeds of anything close to 40mph thing tend to get chilly. Two miles from the house and my teeth are chattering slightly. Not a good sign. Chattering teeth is the first sign of hypothermia. I have not hit the highway portion of my commute, where 60mph is the norm. Should I go home and change? Probably. Do I go back? No. If I had, today might have been totally different.

As I continue to ride, I concentrate on keeping my body under control. It is kind of a Zen thing I guess. It works a bit, kind of like when your heart is racing and you need to calm it down. I start thinking about how the cold is effecting me, analyzing it rather than being annoyed. I start thinking about writing a story about the way it feels. I am concentrating on the road and the traffic, but keep this sideline running in my head.

I hit the highway and get up to 60mph. The traffic is light, but as is typically the case, the cars are packed a bit behind the two in front. I am two cars back with some cars behind me. We round the big bend on Murchison Road just before the Gruber Road intersection. This light is always green, as Gruber Road has been closed by the military here. I guess they changed there mind.

My fellow commuters and I come barreling round the bend. I look up and the light is yellow, and we are close. I look down to see brake lights and the slightly raised bumper of a fast stop on the SUV in front of me.

Everything slows in my head.

There is often a point where skill and instinct clash, as well as when they combine. It is hard to tell which is in control, but they seem to work together. I know I have to stop as the light is red to allow left turn traffic from the oncoming lane.

For those who don't know, motorcycles are like bicycles, in that you have a front and rear brake. The front brake is operated with your right hand. The rear brake is operated with your right foot. Left hand is the clutch, left foot is the shifter. Many people are scared of the front brake. Many of us know what happens when you jam on the front brake on a bicycle; you can jack knife, or high-side in motorcycle parlance. I immediately go for the rear/front combo, the preferred method of braking, but it is not braking fast enough. Fearing the high side, I press harder on the rear brake.

The rear brake, however, has its own danger. Namely, the low-side. A locked rear wheel will cause a motorcycle to fishtail. I hear it happen. That sure sign of a skid - the screech of the rear tire. I know it is me, and shortly feel it.

There is always talk of a pucker factor in these kind of situation. I am not an overly ballsy person, and daily will pucker in traffic. It's the things you can't do anything about that cause it. "This person is either going to hit me, or he is not." Then it is over. This was a do-or-maybe-die situation, and the pucker did not happen.

The rear wheel lurched to the right, twisting the bike slightly. I kept the front wheel on its course and used my body to try righting myself. The bike began fishtailing back and forth. The best thing to do here is to release the rear brake and let the wheel spin again, but I did not think I was stopping fast enough. The control of the front wheel was a major factor in keeping me upright, and if I lock that wheel, I am a goner. I apply the front brake more, regardless, and continue riding the skid. I feel like it is taking forever. The bike lurches to the right again in a last effort to go to ground, but I fight it to stay up. At this point I am also inching towards the turn lane.

Finally, like a flash I am stopped. My feet hit the ground and the engine dies. I am no more than a meter from the SUV at this point, and exclaim, "mother fucker." I start the engine, and look behind me (as I am in the turn lane). There was a car behind me, that seemed to stay at a point to protect me from other cars should I fall. The light goes green. At the next light, the car that was behind me is in another lane. He rolls down his window and yells, "that was awesome!" I reply, "it scared the shit out of me."

I am not a particularly brave man, but I don't think I was scared in this instance, even though that is what I said to the other driver. I think the calm I felt scares me a bit, or perhaps awes me. I lack confidence in most areas of my life. Despite being good at my job I never claim greatness, only that I am passable. I have hobbies that people think I do great work with, but I think it all winds up terrible. This boost of confidence is strange for me. I handled a real life situation of danger with the best possible outcome; not getting hurt.

I don't know why I posted this. Whatever. :-)

Sherlock Holmes (Guy Ritchie, 2009)

I finally saw Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes this weekend. I don't mind telling you I enjoyed it. I have always been a fan of Ritchie's. He takes some shit from the British press at times, but he makes a gangster drama. Sherlock Holmes lives up to his early works, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch.

One thing I enjoyed about this film is that there is no time wasted telling us who Holmes, Watson, and Le Strade are. You are either supposed to have a general idea, or you can Wiki it on your iPhone. Just like a James Bond film, we don't need an origin story, and Ritchie skips it all. You do learn some things about the characters that you may not have know, or things that fit Ritchie's idea of the characters, but otherwise he cuts immediately to the chase.

Best part, perhaps, is the handling of Watson. I am not a Sherlock Holmes reader, but Watson is typically characterized as a bumbling oaf that Holmes has to enlighten. In this film Watson is a tough veteran of the former British Empire, and very sharp minded. Holmes needs him; why else would he keep him around?

The movie is a lot of fun; big fights, satanic cults, and enough explosions to even satisfy a Michael Bay fan should keep most viewers happy. It is also smart and well acted. Well worth the price of a rental and bag of microwave popcorn.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Fox Force Four

I have played D&D with a lot of people over the years. Many editions, many types of players. I have a sneaking suspicion that the group I played with last Saturday night will be my favorite. Four players, one DM. Three females, two males.

We met a guy at D&D encounters who we got along with, and next week he brought a female friend from work. Both were very cool. The guy's wife wants to play, but does not want to be around the normal 15-year-old D&D crowd, and they have a little kid, so he wanted to start a game at home. Me and the wife decided to join in.

I have to tell you, playing D&D with mostly women is a lot different. It is more cooperative, and even though the wife is a power gamer, it is for the good of the party, unless she dislikes the other players, which happens a lot when there are too many Y chromosomes at the table. I decided to play a female character, just to keep things interesting, and to use one of my favorite miniatures that I never get to use.

So, here is the party breakdown:
  1. Tiefling Warlock
  2. Eladrin Paladin of the Raven Queen
  3. Changeling Assassin
  4. Human Ardent (that's me)
Funny that whenever I play with a bunch of guys, we always have holes in the party. No one wants to be the healer. No one wants to be the spell caster. It is always a party of fighters and rogues. Here we have the basic four; spell caster, meat shield, lurker, healer.

Also, the guy DMing does a great job. He had all kinds of props, and there was some puzzle action in between the fighting. We all got along well, and I think this could be a long, fun relationship. I'll post more updates as we play.

Here is "Brandis" my ardent. This is a Celtos miniature. Not sure which one.




Monday, April 12, 2010

Motorcycles

It is springtime in most of the Northern Hemisphere, and that means two things; people show more skin, and guys want to get motorcycles.

I am on my third week of riding full time again. I have probably mentioned that I was in a wreck about two years ago. An Embark van ran a red light causing the car next to me to swerve, causing me to go down and total my Vulcan 900. I did not get hurt badly. I roughed up my right hip, had a concussion, and my right leg was kind of gimpy for almost a year. Here is an image of my hip a few weeks after the accident:



Now, obviously I am the last person who is going to tell people not to ride. I love motorcycles, and would not own a car if I did not have to (to keep the peace amongst my family), but I will tell you without reservation that they are dangerous. This weekend, a guy who works on my site (whom I did not really know) was killed on a motorcycle he owned less than a week.

I hate to hear about guys and gals getting killed on bikes, but I have to tell you, from what little I know, he was breaking two of my basic rules.
  1. He had too much bike. I did not get a good look, but he was riding either a Honda 1300cc or 1800cc cruiser. The 1300 is not a huge engine, though bigger than anything I have ever had. It is a V-Twin (two cylinder) and generates a lot of torque.
  2. He was an unskilled rider. The first day he rode the bike away, I was in the parking lot getting my gear on, and he waved at me, all "happy motorcyclist." The bike lurched wildly and he had to grab for the handlebars.
If you are looking to get a bike, or if you ride already, do me a favor and be smart about it. Here are some tips.
  1. Take the Motorcycle Safety Foundation Basic Rider Course. Learning to ride from your Dad, your brother, or your buddy is a fine start, but the MSF is essential. Your buddy may be a great rider, but he is not an instructor. MSF instructors are a) skilled riders, and b) instructors. They know what you need to know to be a good rider, and tell you. They don't leave things out. Also, you get a chance to make mistakes on a bike that is not your own. You drop their Ninja 250, and you don't care. These bikes are there to be dropped. Also, they make you make mistakes, after a fashion. They want you to experience a fast/skidding stop. It is important. Doing it in an empty parking lot is a hell of a lot better than on the road, and you will, someday, have to do it. Best to get the pucker factor under control in a safer environment.
  2. Wear proper gear. I don't just mean DOT approved gear. Wear a full helmet. If you go down, it is likely to be face first. It happens too quickly to guard yourself. There are plenty of warm weather riding pants, and their armor will prevent you from taking the kind of damage you saw above.
  3. Drivers are out to get you. It may not be malicious, but they are. Some drivers hate motorcyclists. Some are on their cell phone. Some are tending to the baby in the back seat. Bottom line is, they are danger number one. When I ride, I am always on the lookout for other bikes, and often do not see them until the last moment. Think of how invisible you are to those who are not looking for you?
  4. Don't listen to anybody about what bike you need to ride. I hear guys all the time who think they need a Suzuki Hayabusa (1300cc four cylinder) because they are a "big guy." This is utter bullshit. I am close to 250lbs, and I ride a Ninja 500-R (500cc two cylinder). I have done 100mph on it. It will haul me and my wife around quite nicely. A Ninja 250-R (250cc two cylinder) will also do 100mph with a standard size rider. 1300cc is 1.3 litres. That is comparable to most compact cars, and at probably 1/6th of the weight (if not less). Guys who tell you you have to have a big bike are a bunch of assholes who you should ignore. I love my Ninja 500-R, and while I have had bigger bikes, do not plan to upsize. It is not important.
Okey. That is the end of my rant. I am sure we have all heard about guys getting killed on bikes, or hurt on bikes. Motorcycles don't kill people, bad motorcyclists kill people. Even when a car driver is at fault, you are ultimately responsible for your safety. By riding a motorcycle you are taking a risk. For me it is a risk worth taking, but you have to know that there is a danger every time you get on your bike. I hope I am not discouraging any would-be riders, but I don't want to hear about any of you getting hurt in a way that can be prevented.

Fan-Boy Icon #9

In wrestling, the "heel" is someone who plays the bad guy. He's the guy the hero gets to beat up and garner all the applause. In the horror genre, the heel is often also the hero. Case in point, Christopher Lee.

Lee is one of cinema's great villains. When you go to see one of his Dracula films, you don't root for the slayer, even if it is Peter Cushing. Lee's presence is so great that he spends a great deal of time with no dialogue. Even smiling, he can project this incredible menace. If he does not give you the creeps, please, for your own sake, seek professional help.

Now, he's not always the villain. He was the hero in The Devil Rides Out and Horror Express, but it is the baddies that you paid to see. Dracula, Scaramanga (The Man with the Golden Gun, in which he did some stunt driving), Count Dooku (Star Wars), Saruman (The Lord of the Rings)... He even played an evil wizard in Hercules in the Haunted World, and of course a series of films portraying Doctor Fu-Manchu. Currently, the IMDb lists him as have appeared in 266 films from 1948 through three films currently in production.

Really, there is nothing I could write about Lee that would do him justice. He's wonderful in films, and I understand a great person in general. Here are a few films to look at:
  • To the Devil, a Daughter
  • Scars of Dracula
  • The Wicker Man
  • Dracula, Prince of Darkness
  • The Three Musketeers/The Four Musketeers (one of my favorites, as he gets to be funny)
Recently I watched Jesus Franco's Castle of Fu-Manchu, which I hate to say was dreadful, but there was a funny story Franco told about Lee. While shooting Dark Mission, IIRC, Lee's death scene was shot, and he went back to his hotel in costume. He had been playing golf everyday, so the staff was used to seeing him. When he walked in all bloody and burned looking, the staff asked what had happened.

"Damned 18th hole."

Classic.

Also, apparently Lee like Franco's Count Dracula much better than the next Hammer film, Taste the Blood of Dracula. So, if you have to choose between the two, take Lee's advice.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Premature Book Review: Satan Burger

Once in a while, you just can't resist a book title, nor the description:

God hates you. All of you. He closed the gates of Heaven and wants you to rot on Earth forever. Not only that, he is repossessing your souls and feeding them to a large vagina-shaped machine called the Walm--an interdimensional doorway that brings His New Children into the world. He loves these new children, but He doesn't love you. They are more interesting than you. They are beautiful, psychotic, magical, sex-crazed, and deadly. They are turning your cities into apocalyptic chaos, and there's nothing you can do about it ...

Well, so far it is mostly living up to that.

I am not yet sure how to describe it... There is a lot of punk and ska action... The world is supposed to be populated by people with no interest whatsoever, except in this town. The writing style is offbeat. It kind of reminds me of The Doom Generation.

Apparently, there is actually Satan-comes-to-Earth in it, but now it is mostly full of people that would not exist.

As a book, I am enjoying it. Not thrilled by it, but not so blasé that I expect to quit reading it. If you are an avid reader and want something oddball, this might be the book for you, though I'd go with Kafka on the Shore first.

Nerd Girl of Note #57

I have to admit, I do not know a whole lot about Barbara Windsor except; she's tiny, she's funny, she starred in a ton of Carry On films, and had been on East Enders for years.

As of this moment, I have only seen one Carry On film, Carry On Girls (with Valerie Leon, Vicki Kennedy aka Margaret Nolan, and Wendy Richard from Are You Being Served? fame), which I thought was hilarious, if a bit old fashioned. Hey, it was made in 1973. In it Windsor plays "Hope Springs" - a model with a scooter (in the British gang-style, not the American "lost my license" style). She is a mixer, and starts lots of fights and trouble.





Monday, April 5, 2010

"Shelf... the final frontier..." Part 2

When we last saw Dr. McCoy, he had landed on the strange planet of Shelf. He had his phaser and communicator, but was lacking some vital equipment for any away mission.










So, I found Bones' tricorder on eBay. Now I just need to re-silver his emblem, and all will be complete!

Fan-Boy Icon #8

Now, some of you might think I am nuts. "Isn't that the American Top 40 guy from, like a hundred years ago?" Why yes, it is. His nerd-cred lies with these two word: Shaggy, Robin.

Casey Kasem was the original voice of Norville "Shaggy" Rogers in 1969's Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?, and continues to do voice work for the character, most recently in Scooby-Doo and the Samurai Sword (2009). That is probably one of the cartoon world's most recognizeable voices. In my opinion, Shaggy is right up there with Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouseon the recognition scale. Kasem also voiced Robin in the various incarnations of The Super Friends, and is likely only second to Burt Ward when asking "what should Robin sound like?"

Aside from these roles, Kasem did a great deal of voice work for cartoons, including numerous Transformers characters, such as Bluestreak, Teletraan I, and Cliffjumper. He was Merry in the animated Return of the King. Then there are various roles in Battle of the Planets, Hong Kong Phooey, Josie and the Pussycats in Outer Space, and Mister Magoo.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Nerd Girl of Note #56

I must admit that prior to Absolutely Fabulous I had no idea who Joanna Lumley was. I have mentioned her here before, primarily in regard to ideas for a female Doctor Who.

Lumley's nerd-cred starts with some Bond-age, that is, she was one of Blofeld's "Angels of Death" in On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Later she appears alongside Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee in Hammer Film's The Satanic Rites of Dracula as Jessica van Helsing. Then came her role as Purdey in The New Avengers. While I have never seen The New Avengers, I would imagine it takes a lot to be the fourth in a line of iconic females; Honor Blackman as Cathy Gale, Dianna Rigg as Emma Peel, and Linda Thorson as Tara King.

Her most notable role is obviously as Patsy Stone from Absolutely Fabulous. Patsy is a former model turned fashion critic; a drunk and drug addict, and may have formerly been a man. She wears a giant beehive that Amy Winehouse would be jealous of, and smokes like a furnace with the hand not holding the bottle of Stolichnaya.

While I am not a fan of The Daily Mail, columnist Suzanne Moore said of Lumley in 2008, "[she] is that rare being, a woman everyone loves. If she stood for election tomorrow I can’t think she wouldn’t win...She is beautiful, fun, continually surprising, free-thinking and, at 62, an unusual example of a woman who has become more, not less, visible as she has got older." [via]





Thursday, April 1, 2010

Wilma, by a nose.

Sad for me. Good for you.

I hate to say it, but I think it is time to get rid of all my action figures. It is a shame, really. Most of them are new-ish acquisitions, but some I have had for quite a while. I don't just buy them to have them, or to complete a set, I buy things that interest me. They are my fetishes, in the classical, non-pervy sense of the word.

That being said, I don't just want to throw them out; that would be terrible. I probably donate the opened ones, and maybe sell the unopened ones on eBay. First, though, I thought I'd give you guys a crack at them. I have quite a few Wonder Woman figures. A lot of assorted DC guys. A handful of Japanese figures, and my beloved Mego McCoy.

I hope my sadness will bring some joy to some of you. First come, first serve. You can see a list of what I am parting with here.