Friday, September 30, 2011

Lunatic Fringe (Allison Moon, 2011) @TalesofthePack

Allison Moon's first novel, Lunatic Fringe is released today [link] in paperback and eBook formats. I did a Premature Book Review on it a few weeks back, and have since finished the book, so I thought I'd do a post mortem review as well.

First, the part that often concerns readers; the ending. We have quite a nice build to, and bitter-sweet ending here. It does not give you the impression that the author thought oh, shit. I'd better wrap this up. There is a natural progression to the finale, and despite Moon's statement that there is a sequel in the works, it does not end on a cliffhanger.

A bit more about the eroticism. It does get heavier, particularly in one scene, but is far from trashy. It is a more noticeably lesbian sex scene than those previous, but still has an intimate feeling for the reader, in my opinion. There is one bit that is perhaps outside the norm, depending on where you sit.

Now, in my previous review I mentioned Twilight and how there are some similarities and some differences. The main difference, in the end, is that Lexie Clarion (our protagonist) is not hopelessly in love with the werewolf. Well, she is and is not. The werewolf is Lexie's first love in many ways, so there is that first love component, but she is not blinded by it. Where Bella Swan cares little for the harm that threatens her, Lexie knows there are risks, and does not particularly like certain aspects of her lover's necessary character. In Twilight the conflict is "I want to be a vampire with you" versus "I don't want you to be a vampire," the conflict in Lunatic Fringe is more complicated. Part of this likely comes from not writing for teenage girls.

In all, it is a nicely written story. The plot is solid, and for a self publisher there are remarkably few typos (tip o'the hat to Allison's proofreader(s)). You can pick it up today from TalesofthePack.com as a trade-size paperback ($11.99) or an eBook ($6.99, sent via email) in Mobi, ePub, and/or PDF formats, so if you like digital (like I do) you have options.

Nerd Girl of Note #132: Kat Dennings

There was a time when I did not know who Kat Dennings was, then against better judgement perhaps, I watched The Forty Year-Old Virgin. Two positives from that experience. First, I discovered I liked the movie for the most part. Second, I found out who Kat was. In truth though, her video blogging sealed the deal, particularly the one below. How could anyone who made this not be completely awesome? Go a head and watch it. I'll wait.



So, once in a while I will joke on this blog about my attempts to contact Kat via Twitter. It was really only once, and I decided to make a joke out of it. It came up a few more times, perplexing even long time readers.

Anyway, my review on 2 Broke Girls got me to thinking about the above video, which led me to the realization that I had not included one of my favorite celebs in this column. So, Kat, if you're reading this, love ya and hope I am completely wrong about the show.



Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Clerics Get No Love



I've been toying with a little D&D comic strip I call "Clerics Get No Love." The art is not so hot, but some of the strips are funny. If you want to check it out, it is on Tumblr at clerics.tumblr.com. I have a few regular characters, but most are only called by their class. I make fun of clerics a bit, but also D&D. Just my attempt at satire.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

AiN Comics

So, boredom and a capacitive stylus got me to make a few silly comics that I have had on my mind for a while. Nothing Great, but posting for your potential enjoyment.



Friday, September 23, 2011

Bowling for Boobies, One Month Left! @bowling4boobies

In case you missed my post from August, I wanted to do a little reminder. Bowling for Boobies is a bowling tournament to raise assistance money for women with breast cancer. Some of my favorite ladies are involved, all friends of the blog and Nerd Girl of Note alumni; Darla Crane, Starina Johnson, and Brooke Lewis. Previous post and more information here.

I know times are tough, but if you are able, send a few bucks their way. It is for a good cause, and will help me use my blog super powers for good :-) The tournament is October 23rd, and you can donate with Paypal or credit cards.

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Nerd Girl of Note #131: Angelique Trouvere

Another noteworthy cosplayer is Angelique Trouvere, best known for her role in Frank Thorne's live Red Sonja show. It is a tad difficult to find anything about her, save that she was quite an active cosplayer and costume designer in her day. She always struck me as the closest to Thorne's Sonja ideal.

That's all I've got. Just wanted to give the lady a nod.

Angelique as "Satana"


As "Vampirella"

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Michael Jai White Fitness/Stunt Video

This was sent to me by Vice.com, and since I know we have a lot of Michael Jai "Black Dynamite" White fans I figured I should post it. The video is from GonzoWorldTV on YouTube. Funny stuff.

Hack/Slash (Image, 2007)

As the world of comics reopens itself to me I am delving into areas that looked interesting, but never got me to open my wallet. Thanks to digital, I decided to give Hack/Slash a try.

It is appropriately dark for my tastes thus far. Cassandra "Cassie" Hack hunts serial killers with her partner Vlad "The Meatman" whom she meets in Chicago. Cassie's mother, it appears, was a serial killer and it is likely that Cassie gets her penchant for violence from her.



I have only read issue #1, but this one looks like a keeper. I prefer digital, but will have to see if getting compilations would be more cost-efficient. Here is a fun bit I found on Tumblr, completely unrelated to issue #1. Dexter vs Jason vs Hack/Slash. Click image to expand.

"We are blood spatter experts also, yes?"

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Was This Rude of Me?

I am not the biggest Doctor Who fan in the world, and I will admit that I have not seen most of the Doctors in action. I have noticed lately that there is virtually no looking back for the new fans. I don't blame them. The Doctor Who specials on BBC America lately kind of got this started in my head, as they only look at the Matt Smith Doctor. Anyway, this is a fake "name The Doctor" form as compiled by a fictional new Whovian.

The Middleman (Javier Grillo-Marxauch, 2008)

I first heard of The Middle Man when I did a little NGoN post on Natalie Morales a few weeks back. Since, here and elsewhere, I had heard nothing but great things about the show, so I decided to take a look.


Originally a comic book, The Middle Man deals with a hero, known only by that name, and his assistant, Wendy Watson. Wendy is a down on her luck art school graduate with an amazing ability to cope with the bizarre. She is contacted by The Middle Man to work with him fighting the evils that plague mankind, be they supernatural, extraterrestrial, or just plain weird.

It is very much like the John Steed/Emma Peel version of The Avengers, with some Men in Black thrown in. The Middle Man is a talented veteran who, while carrying a sidearm, tends to eschew gun-play. Wendy Watson, as Emma Peel, is a "talented amateur" who is highly capable of taking care of business.

A great part of the show, and I assume the comic book, is the allusions to pop culture. Wendy's friend "Noser" always starts a musical conversation, and once it involved Rush's "Spirit of the Radio" without naming the song specifically. Sorry, but you get points with me for that. Also there is some great references to lesser known tid-bits, such as the discussion of the little known yet regularly panned Zombies of Mora Tau which Wendy watches. Her future boyfriend questions her taste/nerdhood until she explains that it is a zombie movie palate-cleanser which makes Night of the Living Dead brand new for her.

It is an extremely enjoyable show that is available on DVD and at iTunes, but was sadly cancelled. The first season might be all we needed though. I tend to appreciate when things don't go on too long. If you are worried about single season cancelled shows I will let you know, and this is not a spoiler, that it does not end on a cliff hanger.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

2 Broke Girls (CBS, 2011)

CBS' new sitcom 2 Broke Girls stars Kat Dennings (The 40 Year-Old Virgin, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist) as "Max" and relative newcomer Beth Behrs (NCIS, Castle) as "Caroline" in an old-fashioned The Odd Couple-styled friendship. Unfortunately, if the premiere episode is any indication, it is terrible. I had high hopes for it, as despite my imaginary Twitter feud with Kat Dennings, she is still a favorite who I find funny and ridiculously sexy. Also, one of the creators, Whitney Cummings, can be quite funny. The show did not give me much of either.

There are a few decent jokes, but frankly, the delivery is pretty stale, and there is not really much original about it. I am not sure Kat Dennings' boobs and creepy beauty will keep me interested in this one; and frankly thus far that is all the show has going for it. Clip below has every good joke, and most of the bad jokes, from the premiere.



Machete (Robert Rodriguez, 2010)

Well, it took me a while but I finally got around to watching Fan-Boy Icon Danny Trejo in Robert Rodriguez's neo-Mexploitation, Machete. Lots of Rodriguez regulars in this one. Aside from Trejo we have Jeff Fahey (Planet Terror), Cheech Marin (From Dusk 'til Dawn), Tom Savini (From Dusk 'til Dawn, Planet Terror), and Rodriguez's nieces Elektra and Elise Avellan ("The Crazy Babysitter Twins" from Planet Terror). In addition we have Robert DeNiro, Don Johnson, Nerd Girl of Note Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, and Steven Segal.

You may remember that the film sprung from a faux trailer created for Grindhouse (Tarantino/Rodriguez, 2007) about a Mexican hit man set-up by crooked politicians. It was a very Roger Corman way of going about things. Where Corman would make a poster then build a film around it, Rodriguez made a trailer. If nothing else it completely delivers on what it promises, and fits the Mexploitation genre perfectly. Like Blaxploitation, it has violence and sex, crooked white people getting their just desserts, and an underlying political message (though in this case, due to current trends in border security, the political message is very much on top). Blaxploitation films almost always had a revolutionary aspect, as does Machete.

While not a great film in all regards, it is a good exploitation film, taking much from the films it is modeled after and adding a touch of improved special effects. It gets a little corny at times, particularly with the army of cholos in low riders, but that is part of the formula. Trejo's acting is good. He can be extremely menacing and still deliver on the humor. He is definitely showing his age though. The man is sixty-seven years old, so you can't really let that bother you. Rodriguez pulls out some of his stunts from previous films, notably the limousine sun roof assault used with Trejo in Desperado (1995). Probably the most disappointing performance in the film is Jessica Alba's, who may have been trying to channel bad-actress vibes from the Seventies. If that is the case she should have taken some lessons from Lindsay Lohan who had that down pat. Steven Segal was likely good for Steven Segal. Jeff Fahey was Jeff Fahey, which is pretty good to begin with. Don Johnson and Robert DeNiro were fun as corrupt Texan fascists.

If you want to see a fun, gory slugfest with nasty villains and bad ass heroes, plus a little T&A on the side, this one is well worth your time. It is not the Jackie Brown of Mexploitation, but is still a lot of fun.













Monday, September 19, 2011

Fan-Boy Icon Revisited (@amazing_mask)

I had an idea for this week's Fan-Boy Icon, but was not ready to get a post together. Instead, we'll do a quick update on a previous entry, filmmaker Dani Moreno. I know many of you enjoyed The Amazing Mask, and there is a new episode. If you have not seen the first one it is directly below. Episode two is below it. Enjoy! There is more of NGoN Dunia Montenegro in this as well.



Friday, September 16, 2011

Nerd Girl of Note #130: Megan Fox

I have not been the nicest guy when it comes to Megan Fox. I'll admit it. However, between Jennifer's Body and her purported feud with Michael "We Need More Explosions" Bay, I am kind of learning to dig her. This is likely old news to many of you, but I don't care a tinker's cuss about Transformers, be it movies or cartoons, so it is semi-news to me about her dumping the series or being fired from it. Whichever story is true works for me. Either she quit because she thought Michael Bay was a complete bastard, or got fired for saying Michael Bay was a complete bastard. Either earns her a check in my win column. Here is a trashy entertainment show report on the feud.



Outside of Jennifer's Body, I am not overly familiar with her work. She did quite a bit of television prior to Transformers transforming her into a major star. She was a regular on Ocean Avenue and Hope & Faith, and bits on Two and a Half Men, What I Like About You, and The Help. On the heels of Transformers she was in a film I have yet to see, but has a pretty stellar cast; How to Lose Friends and Alienate People where she costars with Kirsten Dunst, Gillian Anderson, Jeff Bridges and Simon Pegg.

One thing I found that was pretty awesome was the fake trailer for "Teresa" from How to Lose Friends and Alienate People in which Fox's character stars in an NC-17 biopic on Mother Teresa. The acting looks horrible, but if you have watched as many sleazy films as I have you will see the performance as spot-on.



So, what the Hell? If you were on the opposite side of the fence with me, give her another look. She is still a bit too Angelina Jolie clone looking for me to get seriously into in a lusty way, but her work is not as bad as I had previously considered it. The toe-thumbs skeeve me out a bit too.





Thursday, September 15, 2011

It is that time of year again... (@MyLFL)

Friday night will bring us the 4th week of Lingerie Football League play with the Orlando Fantasy at the Baltimore Charm. There have been some changes to the format on MTV2 [LFL schedule] this year, four new teams added, and frankly a lot of improvement in player skill level.

If you've seen my past posts, you know that I am not much of a sports fan, but have learned to become an LFL fan, and it is not just the sexy. Not just. The LFL is a more enjoyable form of football in my mind. It is like the NFL in the 1960s. Tough people who want to be football players. The rules are more similar to arena football.

The level of play has seriously improved since last year. There were definitely some awesome players, but quite a few that did not quite fit in. This year I have not seen a single player who looks like she should be sitting down, and that includes new players for the newly formed teams.

The change in format on MTV2 is actually a welcomed one. Last year games were merely thirty minute highlight reels, which appealed to my short attention span. Now entire games are broadcast, but it is remarkably no-nonsense. None of those ten minute NFL breaks that drag a game on forever. Now you get to see more of the players in action, particularly those who are not in the glory positions.

New teams this year are the Las Vegas Sin, the Minnesota Valkyrie and Green Bay Chill in the Western Conference, and the Cleveland Crush and Toronto Triumph in the Eatern. Games are broadcast on MTV2's "Friday Night Football" at 10PM. If you DVR it, make sure to record the show after as well, as I always seem to lose the last 10 minutes of a game on the DVR.

Now, some players to look for:

Green Bay Chill #17 Angela Matthews: this 5'7" 180lb rookie known as "Big Momma" is a battering ram. Matthews plays running-back and defensive line. She reminds me of Dolphins Hall of Fame running-back Larry Csonka. Her background is in rugby.

Tampa Breeze #11 Saige Steinmetz: As far as I was concerned there was no better rookie, and few better players last year than Steinmetz. She tackles like Packers Hall of Famer Ray Nitschke. In last weeks game against Philadelphia there was a play where they had three blockers covering Saige, and she still got her hand on the running-back. Her background is in soccer.

Philadelphia Passion #6 Marirose Roach: Easily the best running-back in the LFL, but a terror on defense as well. Call me crazy, but this woman could play in the NFL. She is strong and fast, hits like a truck and runs like Barry Sanders. If you don't watch any other game, you have to watch a Passion game just to watch her play (Oct 29th). Roach also plays in a more traditional-style women's football league.

Tampa Breeze #5 Eliese Zukelman: When I asked LFL veteran Carie Small who her favorite players were this year, she responded with one name. Eliese plays cornerback, but is a fill in for most other positions, notably as a linebacker. Note for my Jewish friends, Eliese is a member of the Tribes, so root for Tampa or it's a shanda fur die goyim.

Une Vieille MaƮtresse (Catherine Breillat, 2007)

Sometimes streaming services get you to watch some gems you might not have otherwise bothered with. Une Vieille MaƮtresse (The Last Mistress) is such a film. The main draw, and the primary reason I came across it, was the film's star, Asia Argento.

The story involves a young libertine, Ryno de Marigny (model Fu'ad AĆÆt Aattou), a noble of small means who falls in love with a woman of questionable lineage, Vellini (Argento). She is the illegitimate child of an Italian noblewoman and a Spanish matador, married to an English baronet. In the present Marigny is set to marry Hermangarde (Roxane Mesquida). Her guardian is her grandmother who has some concerns over Marigny past. Soon before the wedding the old woman convinces him to tell her the story of his ten year affair with Vellini. This takes up the bulk of the film's narrative.

Aattou is fairly good in the film for a fairly unaccomplished actor. Director Catherine Breillat discovered him in a cafƩ, and the role and tone of the film require little more of him than to be attractive and read lines... well, that is what models do best. Argento gets the most personality, though this is a rather staid film for a romantic/erotic period piece. She does show off a lot of her acting talent though and should dispel any belief that her career is based on her looks, willingness to disrobe, and her famous father.

The film is rather beautiful to watch. The scenery, sets and costuming are all nicely done. Despite the French language with subtitles, it is rather compelling. It is a very good movie to chill out to. There are no fight scenes, and the one duel that takes place was Xanax fueled. Great rainy afternoon movie for the coming Fall.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Premature Book Review: Lunatic Fringe (Allison Moon, 2011) | @TalesofthePack

In my normal spirit of full disclosure I'll start by saying this review is of an unreleased book and I was contacted by the author about doing a review. No monies have changed hands. :-)

Lunatic Fringe is a "is a coming-of-age, lesbian paranormal romance" telling the story of Lexie Clarion. The author, Allison Moon, is pretty notable in the LGBT literary/academic community [bio] and this is her first novel.

Now, on the surface this story might smack a bit of Twilight, which I do not intend as an insult. You may remember that I do not share the ire for Ms Meyer's work so prevalent on the internet, nor the love felt for it either. The similarities are a bit superficial. A young woman from a broken home moves to a new school in the Pacific Northwest and falls in with a group of paranormals. It pretty much ends there. The book is likely closer to The Secret History or The Basic Eight in story style. Like Richard from The Secret History or Flannery from The Basic Eight, Lexie finds herself in a world she is unprepared for and sucked into a tight group that only warily invites outsiders. It is very enjoyable thus far. I like to do reviews without completing the book as it prevents me from spoiling plot twists, and I generally know in the first few chapters if I intend to finish a book or not. I am a slow reader, and yesterday read the first 100 pages, so from an enjoyability standpoint that is high praise.

A big part of the book deals with Feminism, and it is handled nicely here. For years Feminism has gotten a bad name, thanks to the right wing's attacks on all things not rich-white-male related. I know many women who would never call themselves Feminists, but if you told them their gender was the reason for their inequality they would be pissed. This narrative approach to discussing Feminism allows Moon to look at Feminism from many angles and make arguments that are not as effective in non-fiction. In non-fiction it is bad form to undermine your own argument in the spirit of discussion unless you are masterful at such things. Fiction allows for the various points of view to come from individual entities, even though all entities are in fact the author.

To call back to Twilight there is another difference here. In Meyer's books you know that there are vampires, and it is pretty clear who they are. All you have to do is read the blurb. In Lunatic Fringe you know there are werewolves, but it is not completely clear who they are. For me this has created much of the enjoyment. This and the desire to know what the eventual conflict will be. The book has staying power, and is obviously building without showing its hand too early.

A concern for some might be the potential for eroticism in this book. While in a classic sense it is erotic, it is not (yet at least) erotic in the modern bastardization of the word, i.e. it is not what I believe many would call dirty or pornographic. If we must, let's call it evocative or alluring instead. As of yet there has been no graphic description of genitalia or of sexual acts, but the loves scenes are not without hotness. They are perhaps similar to Le Fanu's Carmilla, or even the exchanges between Fanny and Charles in Cleland's Fanny Hill (though I have not read that in years, so those scenes may be more graphic than I recall). They are not even all that "lesbian" if I may be so bold, but rather Universal expressions of love and yes, lust between people written in such a way that does not require gender identification from the reader.

Lunatic Fringe will be released September 30th 2011. Paperback and eBook pre-order information, as well as tickets to the release party at San Fransico's El Rio, can be found here. By email Moon said she is working on a sequel. I think it will be well worth book lovers time, and unlikely to disappoint.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Sita Sings the Blues (Nina Paley, 2008)

Filmmaker Nina Paley has created a wonderful little film based on the ancient story of The Ramayana called Sita Sings the Blues. The tagline "the greatest break-up story ever told" is apt, but more on that in a bit.

The film has been licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike License, which basically means you may download it, modify it, distribute it, but may not copyright it. Paley feels that culture needs to follow the Open Source Software community, and that those in the public who can afford to support artists generally will. This is similar to Amanda Palmer's "pay what you can" philosophy. Here is a snippet from the film's webpage:


I hereby give Sita Sings the Blues to you. Like all culture, it belongs to you already, but I am making it explicit with a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike License. Please distribute, copy, share, archive, and show Sita Sings the Blues. From the shared culture it came, and back into the shared culture it goes.

You don't need my permission to copy, share, publish, archive, show, sell, broadcast, or remix Sita Sings the Blues. Conventional wisdom urges me to demand payment for every use of the film, but then how would people without money get to see it? How widely would the film be disseminated if it were limited by permission and fees? Control offers a false sense of security. The only real security I have is trusting you, trusting culture, and trusting freedom.

There is a long story to The Ramayana, of course, but in essence Sita (the world's most beautiful woman) is betrothed to Prince Rama (an avatar of Vishnu) who has been banished for fourteen years. Sita goes with him into exile and is kidnapped by Ravana, the king of Lanka (Ceylon, or modern Sri Lanka) where she awaits her husband who she knows will save her.




The story is interspersed with discussions about the characters and the many changes to the story over time, as well as the inconsistencies (such as Sita leaving a trail of jewelry for Rama to follow, though apparently she went into exile with nothing). Also the nature of the characters versus their perceived good or evil reputations.

A big part of the film is the music of Annette Hanshaw, a popular jazz singer from the 1920s and '30s. The songs make up the bulk of Sita's dialogue and are fitted in so nicely with the story it is as though they were written for The Ramayana explicitly.

A fully animated film, it takes on many styles. There are "South Park" styled cut-out animations, as well as mixed media. In all it is a beautiful thing to watch, and a story that, like most ancient epics, cannot but be enjoyed. You can watch or download at the film's website, or check it out at Network Awesome, a community curated web "television" network.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Sita Sings the Blues (Nina Paley, 2008) on @NetworkAwesome

I don't do this often, but was watching a few minutes of this film and wanted to spread the word. I shall have to wait for home and a reliable internet connection to see the whole thing. At first glance it is pretty awesome animation, and hopefully quite an interesting tale. You can watch this streaming, for free, on Network Awesome. I'm just going to post their release below.


Sita Sings the Blues on Network Awesome - Sept 12, 2011




Article by Bill Benzon:


Sita Sings the Blues is a 2008 animated feature film written, directed, produced and animated entirely by American artist Nina Paley.

Film critic Roger Ebert on the Chicago Sun-Times enthused, "I am enchanted. I am swept away. I am smiling from one end of the film to the other. It is astonishingly original. It brings together four entirely separate elements and combines them into a great whimsical chord... To get any film made is a miracle. To conceive of a film like this is a greater miracle."

The New York Times too praised the film's ingenuity, commenting that "[it] evokes painting, collage, underground comic books, Mumbai musicals and 'Yellow Submarine' (for starters),

Network Awesome is dependably surprising online TV.  We feature 4-6 hours of daily programming curated from YouTube.  Our innovative system stitches the
various links together and presents it linearly to the viewer. Sure, that's innovative - but our programming is the main feature.

Upcoming Network Awesome specials include:
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Fan-Boy Icon #53: Larry Welz (@LarryWelz)

Cartoonist Larry Welz came out of the underground comics world of the late '60s with work in comics like Captain Guts, Bakersfield Kountry Komics, and American Flyer Funnies. His most successful work was with the Archie Comics inspired pornographic comic Cherry Poptart, later known simply as Cherry. It ran for twenty-two issues in the '80s and '90s. According to numerous mentions in the comic there was to be a live-action Cherry film, but to the best of my knowledge this never happened.

Initially, the comic took jabs at the Mom and Apple Pie version of American teens as portrayed in Archie. The characters in Cherry were promiscuous and no strangers to drug use. The comic became a bit more Sadean as it went along, attacking Christian mores more directly. Cherry was in my opinion a very Sadean libertine, sans the penchant for torture. She is a free spirit who rarely feels there is a moral line to cross, and promotes that idea in others. There is very little in the way of a story arc, though it will call back to previous issues from time to time. The stories are similar to Mad Magazine style parody, often mixing elements for dual parody (such as a Star Trek TNG meets Star Wars story). As the series developed the comics would typically have a theme connecting each story, or the entire book would be a single story.

I do enjoy Welz's work. It is at times very smart for what is essentially mere pornography. Cherry is less victim than is typical, and while Welz often calls her a bimbo she is given quite a bit of insight and not portrayed as stupid. As victim-hood goes, Cherry typically selects her sexual partners rather than them being thrust [ahem] upon her. My biggest concern is in the occasional treatment of black characters. There are not many, which is typical of the comics that Cherry is satirizing, but when they are it is rather offensive. Whether this is parody of American thought of the day or actual opinion is hard to determine from the comic. I would like to think it is the former, but there is some other awkward talk in the book, particularly concerning AIDS... however, growing up in the beginning of the AIDS crisis I do remember how poor information was and the numerous conspiracy theories. It was a difficult thing to deal with, and we still don't have all the answers.

I am not sure how active Welz is these days. Apparently he took a stab at Tumblr for a while, Twitter too, and has a Cherry Comix website where you can get a hold of the comics as well as original artwork. The comics are worth checking out, provided you are of the appropriate age.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Dawn of the Dead (Zack Snyder, 2004)

So, a few days ago I watched Dario Argento's Inferno (second in the "Witches Trilogy"). I did not really get into, and was not sure why. What is it about the Italians that does not appeal to me? Last night I watched Zack Snyder's reboot of Dawn of the Dead, and I think I know now.

This is an excellent example of how to "reboot" a property. It is close to the original in a few ways. One of the primary characters is a cop (two were in the original) and the group holes up in a shopping mall (a considerably larger group this time). It is also a character driven film. This might be where the Italians fail me. In both Suspiria and Inferno I could not tell you a single thing about characters other than what they look like and what they did for a living. In both versions of Dawn of the Dead films I can tell you something personal about each major character, and at least a bit about the minor ones.


Our primary leads are Michael (Jake Weber, Medium) and Ana (Sarah Polley, Avonlea) and secondary leads are Ken (Ving Rhames, Pulp Fiction) and C.J. (Michael Kelly, The Sopranos). Michael sells televisions at Best Buy, and is the de facto leader of the team. He has the personal skills to handle the various factions and personalities in an attempt to achieve their goal; survival. He has been married/divorced three times and has children, and is concerned about not only his team's survival, but anyone else who might come around. Ana is a nurse, and is torn between self-preservation and the idea of killing zombies. I don't know if "do no harm" is part of a nurse's oath, but as a healer she is loathe to kill; even zombies. Ken is bad-ass number one. He is a cop with implied military experience. He is slow to joining the team, having personal well being at the top of his priority list.


Sarah Polley as "Ana"

The character that receives the most development, however, is C.J. He is the head of mall security. He and three other security guards were in the mall prior to the other characters arriving. His objective is to keep himself and his men alive, and is not concerned with outsiders. He is pretty much a typical redneck personality-wise. They don't explain his past, but he is handy with a weapon, fearless in a fight, and not what you would call stupid (though perhaps misguided would be appropriate). Ultimately he is the most heroic of the bunch, taking serious chances to preserve the safety of others.

Michael Kelly as "C.J."

One complaint about this movie is the "fast zombie" factor. This is a big dividing line amongst zombie enthusiasts, especially since this is a Romero remake without the Romero zombies. Well, almost. There are a large number of fast zombies and most of the zombie fighting action employs them. Sure, there are masses of zombies just milling around in the standard Romero fashion, but once there is prey to be had, they tend to speed up. This seems only natural, if I may use such a term in a zombie discussion. Romero zombies are predators, not the mindless walking dead of the Voodoo tradition. If you can't catch food, you don't eat. Also, Romero has never shied away from the idea of an "alpha zombie" and as with any group of predators the alpha is the best hunter. Even though Romero does not employ the fast zombie (except perhaps in Land of the Dead) his vision sets precedence for them. The primary fear factors of a zombie movie are the hopelessness of the heroes' situation and the fear of assimilation. The speed of the zombies has little bearing on these in my opinion.


Now, back to the Italians. In Inferno I did not care about a single character, and did not understand what they hoped to accomplish. That is not to say it was not a scary film. There were some serious creep-out moments. Typically in horror films many of the characters die, and it is a major part of the fear. Whether they are killed by demonic forces, a crazed killer with a chain saw, or turned into one of the undead throng, the death of any character is important to making a film scary. This is heightened when you care about the character, at at times more so when you dislike a character and he buys it. While the Argento films certainly have powerful imagery, for my money give me a character I want to survive.

Nerd Girl of Note #129: Yaya Han (@yayahan)

There is a lot of amazing cosplay out there, and one of the best (if not the best) is Yaya Han.

You don't have to look hard to find Yaya on the web. A simple Tumblr search will provide a bounty of images (or just click here). Or, check out her website. She's been at it for over a decade, and according to her bio did not know how to sew when she first got the cosplaying bug. She designs and sells costumes now. Like Elvira and "The Monarch," it is not for her cosplay so much as coslife. I can respect that.

Enough talk. Check out some of the awesome:



"Felicia" from Darkstalkers

"Absinthe Fairie"
"Amber" from Sucker Punch
Marvel's "Lady Deathstrike"
Anime-styled "Wonder Woman"
Retro-styled Space Girl
As "Psylocke" with some friends.
"Catwoman"
"Black Cat"
"Christie" from Dead or Alive