Friday, March 16, 2012

Childish Cartoons, and an Explanation of Sorts

So, first, I am a child. No surprises there I hope. Second, I loathe Rick Santorum. His gay bashing and woman bashing are more than I can bear. Then when he put his foot in his mouth on Twitter I became inspired.



In case you can't read it, Santorum's Tweet (which he has apparently deleted) says "If people thought about gay sex as much as I do they'd understand how disgusting it is." Well, for me the biggest homophobes are almost always self-loathing closet cases. We all hate in others that which we hate about ourselves, to a degree, so the stronger the hatred for anything often means the stronger the failing we feel in ourselves. So, just to be childish, and a bit of a dick, I started doing gay Rick Santorum cartoons. None of these are truly filthy, but certainly bawdy. You can stop reading now if you prefer.











There will certainly be more, as I feel inspired. I generally post them on my Tumblr if you are interested.

20 comments:

Eric Stettmeier said...

Did he really tweet that!?!? HAHAHA that's classic. Your pics are hilarious as well.

Scary how close this guy is to the most powerful position in the free world; but enough about how he spends his weekends haha.

Darius Whiteplume said...

Apparently he did, though I have not been able to find it. I am sure after Maher outed his poor wording the Tweet was deleted. And thanks for liking these. I am sick. :-)

Oh, he is dangerous. I really hate the idea of him even being on the ticket.

ayeM8y said...

Awesome.

He seems like the type that takes it in the butt at roadside rest areas then punishes himself and his trick for backsliding.

One of the outcomes from all of this religious right wing moral family values period we live in is that it's easy to spot a bigot. Social media has an awesome ability to expose hatred and fear.

It's painful to watch Americans getting duped by such obvious villains. They vote for them and then we all suffer. It happened here in Florida when we elected Rick Scott as governor. Rick Perry is another joke.

The moral of this story is that any politician named Rick is going to be bad.

Darius Whiteplume said...

Yeah, I get the feeling we will someday discover that Santorum has "a wide stance" when it comes to restarea stalls. I like that they expose themselves so easily, yet think it fuels their followers fervor.

Reminds me of a story by comedian Alec Mapa who told of a guy he had sex with started praying afterwards. "What are you doing?" Mapa asked. "I am praying for our immortal souls," his companion replied. "Well, you better pray for cab fare too, 'cause you are out of here!"

Yes, the name Rick seems to always be bad news.

Drance said...

Bwahahahaha! Awesome, thanks for this! He is definitely trying to pray the gay away, man. He is so far back in the closet he might as well be in Narnia...and chasing after Mr. Tumnus no doubt.

Darius Whiteplume said...

Narnia!

I am trying to remember who the big porn crusader was which Eric Schlosser's "Reefer Madness" discusses. Apparently he confiscated all the porn he could, and shall we say "put it to good use."

Side note: a lesbian my sister used to play pool with had a tshirt that said "I'm not just out of the closet, I'm in the living room with my boots on the coffee table."

jervaise brooke hamster said...

DEATH TO ALL PANSY QUEER BASTARDS. By the way, i`m not one of those "self-loathing closet cases" you were talking about, i`m just a rampagingly heterosexual geezer whos hates and despises faggots because they are the scum of the earth.

the sneering (homo-phobic) snob said...

Bill Maher is a "fag-enabler", hes a traitor to his own heterosexuality, the bloody rotten bastard.

otis rampaging heterosexuality said...

Darius, dont you feel ashamed, besmirching and polluting this site with such pansy, queer, woofter, poofter, fairy, faggot filth.

Darius Whiteplume said...

I am going to assume the last three responses were all by the Hamster, and are largely meant in jest. If not, (in either case) I hope you see the light someday. We all have qualities that others find distasteful, but if they don't effect you why not ignore them. Live and let die, I say.

jervaise brooke hamster said...

True, but then again you always have to keep in mind the fact that we were all unfortunate enough to be born into "THE TIME OF SEXUAL REPRESSION" (which is how the 20th century will always be remembered by future historians) one of the most loathsome and hideous periods in history to have had to live through (even worse than the plague in the 13th century). We do indeed live in a world that (on the surface anyway) prefers hate and violence over love and sex (100 years from now of course it will be the exact polar opposite, those lucky bastards ! ! !). I for instance am obsessed with Heather O`Rourke which in our hideously sexually repressed society supposedly makes me a "pervert", 30 or 40 years from now the word "pervert" will have no meaning or reasonance in our society what-so-ever, it`ll just be a loathsome and hideous verbal anachronism from a horrifying by-gone era of sexual repression, just as, for us, the word "witch" is an equally horrifying and loathsome verbal anachronism from an equally horrifying by-gone era of religious nonsense, its an exact parralel (and you bloody-well know it is as well ! ! !). By the way Darius, another important thing that you must keep in mind is that we live in a world that is totally governed and ruled by lies, hypocrisy, and absurd nonsense (Hollywood and the media etc). Only when all that lies, hypocrisy, and absurd nonsense is completely eradicated will "THE TIME OF SEXUAL REPRESSION" be finally brought to a thankful and merciful end.

jervaise brooke hamster said...

By the way, i still hate and despise pansy queer bastards, but thats to do with my own personal opinions and the fact that i was born into "THE TIME OF SEXUAL REPRESSION"...etc...etc..etc...

jervaise brooke hamster said...

I want to bugger Linda Cardellini (as the bird was in 1993 when the bird was 18, not as the bird is now obviously).

jervaise brooke hamster said...

I want to bugger Sarah Michelle Gellar (as the bird was in 1995 when the bird was 18, not as the bird is now obviously).

jervaise brooke hamster said...

You see how rampagingly heterosexual i am, thats why i hate pansy queer bastards so much.

Darius Whiteplume said...

My friend, you kill me :-)

jervaise brooke hamster said...

Cheers my old mate, its great to know someone genuinely appreciates my com-girl-ts.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Guys like Santorum start to believe their own hype, believe they are invincible and then he will take a risky chance - his downfall will be of his own chosing.

Darius Whiteplume said...

True. I think these guys get so insulated that they think everyone thinks the way they do, then in the general election (Mothra help us all if he makes it) they find out different.

T. Roger Thomas said...

Just think that if he does get elected you will most likely get to face criminal charges for this post.

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