Friday, February 6, 2009

Starting Friday with a Joke!

I was finally able to sleep last night. Long story. Anyway, here is a little joke to start the day:

A guy is in a bar, and has had a bit too much to drink. A woman is standing next to him, and he casually grabs her butt.

"What do you think you're doing?" she exclaims.

"Oh! I'm sorry. You look like my wife," he responds.

"You drunk asshole," she replies.

"Wow!" he says, "you even sound like her!"


Lockwood said...

Two atoms walk out of a bar after having a few. Suddenly, one stops with a look of shock. "I think I lost an electron back there." The second looks at the first and says "Are you positive?"

My favorite bar joke evar. You nerd? Me nerd too.

Darius Whiteplume said...

A friend was in medical school and came home for a week (this is a true story). We went to a bar, and he got really drunk. Someone wrote the work "Cat" on the wall by the urinal, and he said "don't these people know calcium has two positives?"

Sometimes the mind is a terrible thing when wasted :-D

Lockwood said...

"the mind is a terrible thing when wasted." Having dealt with the weight issue my whole life, I always paraphrased that line, "A waist is a terrible thing to mind."

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