Six Random Things

This morning I woke to find a strange collar around my neck and a girl in a buckskin bikini grunting unintelligibly. I have a strange, fresh surgical scar around the circumference of my skill (just above the brow-ridge), and my thumbs are not working as I feel they should. This could only mean one thing.

The Rules

1. Link to the person who tagged you.
2. Post the rules on your blog.
3. Write six random things about yourself.
4. Tag six people at the end of your post and link to them.
5. Let each person know they’ve been tagged and leave a comment on their blog.
6. Let the tagger know when your entry is up.

So, here we go...

1. Lately I am very into strong black icons from the 1980s, even though I am a weak white whatever-the-opposite-of-icon-is from the 1970s. Can we get a TV show staring Queen Latifah and Mr. T, please?
   
2. I am somewhat obsessed with nunsploitation.
   
3. My favorite colors are green and purple, and my fashion sense is such that I would wear them together. Luckily I am married and such choices are not up to me.
   
4. If I could get away with it I would be as lazy as the voices tell me to be.
   
5. "Why did you type that?" the voices want to know. "Tell them about finding Janice Dickinson sexy, and that you don't think she is really as bitchy as she appears to be on TV." Okey, should I type that word for word. "Did we stutter? Type, you punk ass!"
   
6. I don't wanna sound gay or nothin', but I think unicorns kick ass!
   

Now, for my victims...

1. The Reverend Fred Phantom, whose blips I have been digging, and oddly enough, has naked nuns on his banner. It's okey. You can look. I'm sure they are real nuns.
   
2. Tenebrous Kate, because I am obsequious where royalty is concerned, and there is alway nunnery going on in the Empire.
   
3. Rich. I like his style.
   
4. Wings, think of it as a little writing exercise.
   
5. Iasa, who I find mysterious and intriguing. She's compared herself in some ways to Danielle Fischell. What more can we learn, hmm?
   
6. Phronk. Since you are having such a weird Mr. T week, I wanted to include you in a post with Mr. T mentioned. That is three times now. If I add the word conspiracy, you could google "The Phronk Mr. T Conspiracy" and get a result. This blog is value added!

I just realized there are six rules, six items, and six tagged people! I have been dragged into some satanic ritual, I just know it!