First, the wife and I are traveling with both our parents. It is snowing, and we are having to take a twin bed for some reason. Because it takes up so much room we have to take two cars.
We arrive at some event at a hotel. It feels like a wedding reception, but is kind of glossed over. Afterward we are sitting in the lobby and two guys are smoking a huge joint which they eventually offer to me, but when they hand it to me both ends are burning.
Then, either one of you guys, or a Twitter follower perhaps, calls me to say they are in Fayetteville and wants to help me set up some computer game. I explain that I am not in Fayetteville, but explain what I need.
Then I want to go back to my room, so I press the elevator button. When the door opens, the guy inside says "no you don't" and presses the close button. I leap in just in time and sneer. Then I realize I don't know what my room number, so I don't know what floor to push. The guy in the elevator says something snide and slips out.
I chase him and wind up at a cafeteria where my Tweet-friend SaRenna Lee is working as a waitress. I seem to remember chasing her around the cafeteria, then she broke into song. She sounded like Kristin Chenoweth (Wicked/Pushing Daisies/Glee). Apparently there were talent scouts there, because in the middle of the song a car pulls up driven by the guy who called me earlier, and he gets out with a model named "Suzie Boobies" who was crying that she was not going to get the part because Sarenna was wowing the scouts.
That's about it. Weird enough?
SaRenna Lee:
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My dreams always cross the line from fun weird to creepy weird.
Last night a cactus kept growing out of my arm despite me yanking it out repeatedly.
Once I was trapped in a trailer park with clothes that spontaneously generated insects.
Once I was visiting the US Capital and congress tried to kill me by lowering the ceiling to crush me DOOM style. Only it didn't work because it's a dome, so I laughed at 'em.
Usually I'm just wandering around abandoned/closed malls or arcades. One of these days I'm gonna wake up in Silent Hill.
Sounds like you are taking Chantix :-D
My friend, whatever you're smoking/drinking/eating before bedtime, keep it up. That's highly entertaining.
Oh, and I'm still waiting for my recipe. ;-)
I'm just high on life, I guess.
I asked the wife for the recipe. I'll cut her off 'til she gives it to me.
Wait. That will never work :-\
Yikes. That is a freaky journey inside you mind that is both fascinating and disturbing all at the same time. One question. Did you have your man purse with you at the time?
I don't remember the man purse being there.
Oddly enough, I sent the link to SaRenna Lee, and she said something like that actually happened. Both were kind of being billed as "The New Marilyn" and Suzie Boobies raised a big stink about being first. Then she kinda disappeared. Weird, huh?
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