I enjoy a casual game, and if you can make it a bit tacky/sexy, then I am on board, unless it really sucks. Fortunately, Boob Run from, oddly enough, Boob Labs, is fun and not too stupid. It is a run and jump, primarily, with distance as the main goal. You jump and slide; there are no other controls. Along the way you will find powerups which allow offensive power, but in general "jump or slide shall be the whole of the law". You also need to collect coins, I mean condoms, to buy improved powerups, or to continue your run after dying.
Death at the hands of a UFO or Infected Grandpa, with a chance to continue.
I should probably mention that you have to get Boob Run from the Amazon App Store, as it is apparently too risque for Google Play. There it is called Boom Run, and is not from Boob Labs, but rather from "Such Games", and has some differences.
The Google Play version, "Boom Run". Less sexy. Oddly, you have to earn this cover image in "Boob Run", and vice-versa.
You collect condoms ("coindoms" on Google Play) to continue your run, or to improve powerups, either increasing their duration or kill point value. The improvable powerups are:
"Fire All Over the Place!": you shoot straight ahead, so if you slide you shoot upward. This kills creatures and destroys obstacles.
"Megaboob": like the star in Super Mario games, you become bigger, faster, and invulnerable. Anything you touch is detroyed.
"Multiplier": collected points are multiplied x2.
Megaboob
Personally, I ignore points increases, as I do not see the point (points don't really earn you anything). The point to improving them on the powerups is that when you have fully maxed a powerup it becomes better.
"Fire All Over the Place!": scatter shot, which shoots diagonal up/down, as well as forward.
"Megaboob": 25% chance for Megaboob to start again when it ends.
"Multiplier": x3 multiplier always.
To me, the worst part of the game is the "secret" Space Invaders styled game. There is supposedly a trick to getting into it, but I seem to always get there at an inopportune time; going from a jump to a slide. The game really earns you nothing, but when you come back you have to be quick about getting into the slide, which was typically done to avoid death. In the video below, the player is able to stop the ship. I can only go back and forth.
Lastly, you complete achievements to get costumes. Some you have to pay for, or you can unlock all for a fee. I unlocked all, as I liked the game, and it was a way to give the developers a few bucks.
The standard outfit.
Pika-pika!
The princess is in another castle?!?
Do you feel a draft?
Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight.
I may have missed this comic...
Anime hair colors.
All in all, either version is dumb, monster-kid fun that smacks of Zombies Ate My Neighbors, but with boobs. or Temple Run... but with boobs. Actually, for all the supposed boobiness of the title, there are a lot more masculine nudiness, as in the "alien egg bag" from Boom Run, which is more naturally colored in Boob Run, and called, simply, "hairy alien testicles".
"Alien Egg Bag"? Right...
Honesty is the best policy.
Note on the video below: it is a good representation of play, and covers all the general bases, but I have no idea where the version is from, as the nude tentacle death is not in any version I have seen. You may want to pay particular attention to the NSFW mention here.
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